javeliner:

having difficulty with the transition from ‘impressive child’ to ‘below-average adult’

(via adamshankman)

firemen:

boys r hot girls r hot everyone is hot

(via ouijasquiji)

thewearysavantponders:

purple skeleton going the extra mile.

(Source: ragdollvera, via condom)

allmonds:

sluttyoliveoil:

allmonds:

stand:

I

I DONT GET IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN

i understand

THEN FUCKIBG TELL ME

(via condom)

tupacabra:

IM LIUAGHED REALLY REALLY HARD

(via djrhoomba)

(Source: gungnirv2, via comedyismymajor)

tyleroakley:

No.

(Source: chaloloo)

(Source: ilovepugs, via box-ofrain)

  • security officer: there is no metal allowed past this checkpoint
  • me: well i guess i can't pass lmao rock on *backflips into mosh pit*